HEE!!! As usual, I was so desperate to read this, I did it in front of an audience...but--fortunately--this time one who didn't care that I spent the whole fic laughing my ass off and uttering various deities names in vain. *g*

The only question now, of course, is...is it wrong to simultaneously thank you for this hilarious bit o' awesome and beg you to tell us of the birthday party proper? Not that a negative is going to stop me; I was just wondering. :-D

Waiting, as always, for more....