"And he was falling for it. Hard. Lox, stock pot, and basil."

Are you kidding me with this, bachgen? Do you know, *really know*, what a talented, witty little dramatist you are? Words almost fail me. Quite the best part so far. The characters again, spot on. The whole seduction scenario is a joy ( the idea of doing it through groceries and cookware - :joyous cackle:) and House..ahhh... House...

The show should hire you, I swear. Put us all down as references.