It's at times like these when LOL just doesn't cut it. This is freakin' hilarious and a much needed tonic to all of the much too well written Die Starsky Die stuff being created this month.
Too many killer bits (pun most definitely intended) to list, but this exchange should go in the S & H Banter Hall of Fame:
“Dunno – I just think they get in a mood . . . you know how women are.” “Oh, this should be good – tell me, Starsky – how are women?” “They want us to talk about our feelings, fuck and die. Same ol, same ol.” “They want us to fuck?” “Duh – oh, and they want you to have huge morose pity parties – especially if they kill me.” “They want me to be morose?” “Yep. In fact, you’re quite the buzzkill, Hutch.” “You are officially banned from the internet.” “See? Buzzkill.” “Yeah, well, try living in that hospital for three weeks with you constantly whining for back rubs and ice chips . . . that’s a buzzkill.”
Pure genius. And a happy ending too. My cup runneth over.
BTW, I have a whole list of fics of yours on my feedback to do list. Either you need to stop being prolific, or I need a something shorter than a five year plan. :-)
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Date: 2008-01-10 11:55 pm (UTC)Too many killer bits (pun most definitely intended) to list, but this exchange should go in the S & H Banter Hall of Fame:
“Dunno – I just think they get in a mood . . . you know how women are.”
“Oh, this should be good – tell me, Starsky – how are women?”
“They want us to talk about our feelings, fuck and die. Same ol, same ol.”
“They want us to fuck?”
“Duh – oh, and they want you to have huge morose pity parties – especially if they kill me.”
“They want me to be morose?”
“Yep. In fact, you’re quite the buzzkill, Hutch.”
“You are officially banned from the internet.”
“See? Buzzkill.”
“Yeah, well, try living in that hospital for three weeks with you constantly whining for back rubs and ice chips . . . that’s a buzzkill.”
Pure genius. And a happy ending too. My cup runneth over.
BTW, I have a whole list of fics of yours on my feedback to do list. Either you need to stop being prolific, or I need a something shorter than a five year plan. :-)