Okay, so the district attorney's office (or city prosecutor - whatever) has been sending letters, with the idea of building a case against the Torino Thief, right?
And we are getting a little more info, a clearer picture of the events surrounding that tragic morning, right?
So last night I got a little info that makes the whole case WAY MORE CLEARER.
For you see, the perp/thief/dumbass might just have a motive in this case. For you see, the perp/thief/dumbass just happens to be . . . a deaf mute. Yes, that's right - a deaf mute. Now Rebel and EH's episode review this week aside, I happen to subscribe to the theory that I just might have stumbled onto whatever happened to:
Cute kitten and a long career as character actor and voice over professional aside, I do believe this crime was not random at all, but a not so well thought out, very poorly executed act of REVENGE.
Here are my facts:
The deaf mute part.
The candy bar wrappers found in the front seat of my parent's car. HELLO!
The missing cane. ( For RC's bad hip - HELLO!)
The obvious signs of an accomplice, which one can only draw the conclusion, must be this guy:
Don't let his police background on Cagney and Lacey plus countless other cop shows during the last 30 years dissuade you. Just remember - this man was on two episodes of UNSUB, which also starred a certain finger pointing blond Torino passenger - okay?!
I believe this man has my TORINO! Maybe he was still sore for all the unnecessary harrassment from our boys. Maybe he was mad he didn't let them drive him home that day and then something happened on the bus that has made him scared of public transportation since. Maybe he's just MEAN.
I don't know. I'm not here to get to the whys. I do the whos. And this is who. Schwooo.
I'll probably get keys to the city. Or at least free parking for life. Whatever.