Birthday Crack for Callisto - WARNING!

For my identical cousin and Cymru sistah - it's CRACK.  There be RPS ahead. As in S.E.X.
It's actually from a little thing I wrote ages ago - spiffed and shined just for you. A nod must go to L.S. on this one as well.

It's not DSPMG - It's DSSF with allusions to HL/RSL and HL/PMG and HL/SF and maybe even a little DS/HL

I hope your birthday is swell. And comes with chocolate.

( Don't click if you're not down wid da crack . . . )