A Bad Cookie is Still a Cookie . . .

Today we channel David M. Starsky . . .  because he would NEVER turn down a bad cookie . . .

And today we make our loved ones insane.
Because we have pressure between our shoulders like a Road Runner anvil drop.
And we have fears like a kid who accidentally got lost in the world of Nightmare on Elm St Five, 
when he's already seen 1-4 and KNOWS what's gonna happen . . .
And we have doubts like Jack Bauer feels when CTU tells him everything's going to be alright.
And we have hopes like . . . well, they're high. That's all I'm sayin . . .

The question is:

How far can Starsky push Hutch before Hutch puts rat poison in his root beer?
Just wonderin . . .