Crack Fic: When in Rome

Title: When in Rome
RPS - DS/PMG with a side of the Fry . . .

So I have tons upon tons of real live homework to do, but the boys insist on showing up on odd Italian talk shows, swaggering and carrying roses in their teeth, flirting with everyone in sight, including and especially each other , so I asks ya . . . what's a girl to do???

I hope this answers the burning question: WTF? Italy? Seriously, Italy?

Lately there are so many more questions than answers with our boys . . .  which is just brilliantly beautiful to me.

( Leave it to Stephen Fry to suss it all out . . . )