Wardrobe Malfunction - an RPS Crack Missing Scene to "Survival"

So Sue requested a "transcripted missing scene" from Survival. So here it tis.
It's crack.
It's RPS.
It's present and past tense.
It mentions John Quade, who played the nasty Vic Humphries in all his icky glory. RIP.

 

( Turtlenecks are so 1976 . . . )