Wanted: A Drabble Sentence

I wanna play!

I'll take any sentence.

I'm loving all the drabbles being created.

Just the medicine for my bad bad infection of a life right now . . .

Am equal opportunity drabbler, too.

Will write for S/H, H/W, P/D, Jack/Ianto, C/L (just kidding, Susan! - but really, what you got against the femslash I wanna know!)

My nephew is reading Spiderman comic, watching iCarly, and putting together a Bionicle. I am superflous and need my own project. 

TV Meme, Cuz it's Saturday night . . .

and apparently my TV only has the Disney channel . . .


1. Bold the shows you've watched every episode of
2. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of
3. Post your answers

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex & The City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker – saw all the UK ones, worked on the US one.
43. Star Trek
42. Only Fools and Horses
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life on Mars
39. Monty Python's Flying Circus
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted
35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood
30. Dexter
29. ER – well not the last two years . . . can’t get past the shark . . .
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf
25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office  
22. The Shield
21. Angel
20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who
15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld
10. Spaced
09. The X-Files  - all the Mulder ones

08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24
05. Lost – no matter how much OTHERS like it
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer – I know, it’s odd – but I’ve never seen “It’s a Wonderful Life” either
01. The Simpsons

Double Drabble: Stereotypes

Thanks for the first sentence, Susan - bastard girl! You knew I couldn't resist that one!
This was done between commercials and Skittles and Spiderman.  Forgive me.

Stereotypes

By Kaye

 

“He’s Cagney, I’m Lacey.” Starsky pants, tugs the handcuffs from his bra, and shoves Tiny against the Torino. He opens his purse, pulls out his gun and waves it towards me.

 

“Hold this, will ya?”  He’s breathing hard from running in six inch heels.

 

I lost my own stilettos two blocks back. I try to rip off my wig, which gets stuck on my earring – big and gold and hoopy  - and lose my grip on Rags, who skirts away, flipping me the bird, singing “fucking faggot cops” as he disappears into the alley.

 

“Fucking Vice.” I reach for the gun from Starsky and turn to chase after Rags, but a squad car blares around the corner and squeals to a stop in front of us.

 

“You girls need some help?” Manny Campos leans out the window.

 

“Yeah, if you can quit staring at my legs, asshole – Rags just went into the alley.”

 

“I’m actually staring at Cagney’s tits over there. Nice tits, Cagney.”

 

Starsky reaches into his dress, grabs a tit and zips it at Manny’s head. “He’s Cagney, I’m Lacey.”

 

I limp over, pat Starsky on the back, and gently tuck his other boob back into his bra.

fin