cannot be comprehended except by permission . . .

So this picture got me thinking . . .
So I wrote a little something . . .
Which I haven't done in months and months . . .





Friends with Benefits
Kaye
R rated
PMG/DS

( Friends with Benefits . . . )

So I enjoyed all the discussion this weekend about Laura's Something to Talk About vid and how peeps were so surprised there was so much on-screen slashiness and I just sat back and thought, well yes, that's why I have a hard time with all the other shows, trying to force some slash into them . . .

so this little ditty is what came up. I was actually trying to write a drabble for ME and THEE 100. Kind of an overreach I would say . . .
it's for Laura, whose vid is so awesome and a perfectly perfect example to show the world why OUR BOYS are the BEST.
And also inspired by silver chipmunk and her cat walking and also for the Hawaii Five O episode tonight, whose previews harken me back to other boys and other plagues and poisons and wringing of hands . . .

TItle: We'll Give Em Something To Talk About
Author: Kaye
RP Fic
David/Paul
Rated R
Set in the present and also during the shooting of "Gillian"

 

( a little mystery to figure out . . . )

One New Year's I wrote Rumination - a seething writhing pit of angst and sex. This year? Not so much. Just a little phone call amongst the boys. It's because Hutch slept way late and I had nothing else to do and because Sue always asks and I have to comply sometimes and also for my dearest LS, whom I miss sometimes like Queen misses Freddy . . .

Title: Resolute
Author: Kaye

 

( Another Auld Lang Syne . . . )

Title: Spring in Vancouver - Part Two: The Line


Author: Kaye
Crack
RPS
Stephen Fry
David Soul
PMG
Jared
Jensen
J2
PMG/DS
SF/everyone

Here's the first part: http://peg22.livejournal.com/38280.html#cutid1

 

( raising hell is not for sissies . . .  )

 

 

So Sue requested a "transcripted missing scene" from Survival. So here it tis.
It's crack.
It's RPS.
It's present and past tense.
It mentions John Quade, who played the nasty Vic Humphries in all his icky glory. RIP.

 

( Turtlenecks are so 1976 . . . )

 . . . for the birthday boy. Wrote it for LS. My partner-in-crack and trusted fellow.  And because I can't let the day go by without a little Fry . . .


So it would seem our fair haired birthday boy is out of sorts due to a certain British bloke's sudden shrinkage - in the good way. Well, here, see for yourselves:






( Doesn't Anyone Pick up a G**D*** Phone Anymore??? )

Blame this on Sue - who suggested I get over my HouseFunk by writing older guys schmoop. Well, the guys kinda write themselves, ya know? And what with the sighting of them in a restaurant in Santa Monica, coupled with House and Co. filming just up the street on the beach . . . 

I think we all deserved the REST OF THE STORY (God Bless Paul Harvey). Respectfully transcripted from actual crack events.

It's RPS
It's Crack
It's DS/PMG with a little Laurie and Leonard for good measure.

It's always dedicated to LS, my crack partner in crime.  

( Dinner With Davey . . . )

So it's almost Thanksgiving and Lyrical Soul and I have found a blast from the past to share and give thanks. See, me and LS write crack. Alot. Like 500 plus pages of the stuff. And it's bad and silly and perfect and brilliant and has kept us going during lots of flotsam and jetsam the last few years. So I gleaned a little out and I wanna share it with y'all, who've been so good about loving the crack. Which, really, who can't love the crack. Although this is less crack and more  . . . sigh . . .

It's the boys a few years back. Before they finally gave in and just decided to be - in whatever form that may take. They're still angsty - they still don't trust themselves - they're still holding onto a rocky shocky past. We all know they get over it - hell, this year I'm sure Paulie has snuck up to London to get a little stuffing . . .

Okay, so this is our Thanksgiving feast - scraps of paper and voice mail and  smooches behind a smoky bar . . .  the little bits are mine - the smoky bar is all LS - like honey on a cello, man.

It's in two parts cuz LiveJournal sucketh great wind of fail!

 

( Ghosts of Thanksgivings Past Part 2 )
 

 

( Ghosts of Thanksgivings Past . . . Part 2 of 2 )

DS/PMG
RPF/S - oh, who can even tell these days . . .
Crack Yumminess - Because he won't stop flirting with TV Hosts and because he gets up early to watch him flirt with TV Hosts.


So, even though I swore off writing any fic/crack/transcripts until after the semester was over, those boys and their crackish behavior have brought me back to intercept a phone conversation between you know who and the one who's in trouble with you know who.

with the usual apology to Joni Mitchell . . .

( Part One - Seriously?! )

 

So in honor of  mashfanficchick and kimberlyfdr and their mini SH con - where I know Kimberly is massively pimping  all of her gorgeous SH gems - I thought I'd do a litle retro-crack. Since they're watching Season 4 and since Season 4 is where (IMO) the thin layer separating our heroes from their RL counterparts shredded into a thousand pieces of confetti ( I mean, have you seen Starsky Vs Hutch?), then that's where it starts. 

That and the little comment on Me&Thee about what Paul was allegedly doing during this shot:



(Actually I was cleaning and found an old cassette of a phone call that was intercepted by some British blokes who are almost as snarky as our boys . . . and I transcribed it.)