NS: RPF - Friends With Benefits
Jul. 10th, 2012 02:39 pmSo I wrote a little something . . .
Which I haven't done in months and months . . .
Friends with Benefits
Kaye
R rated
PMG/DS

( Friends with Benefits . . . )
( a little mystery to figure out . . . )
( Another Auld Lang Syne . . . )
( I didn't see any spotted dog . . . )
( raising hell is not for sissies . . . )
( Part One: The Hook . . . )
( Turtlenecks are so 1976 . . . )
( The Very Is-ness . . . )
( Ghosts of Thanksgivings Past . . . Part 2 of 2 )
So it's almost Thanksgiving and Lyrical Soul and I have found a blast from the past to share and give thanks. See, me and LS write crack. Alot. Like 500 plus pages of the stuff. And it's bad and silly and perfect and brilliant and has kept us going during lots of flotsam and jetsam the last few years. So I gleaned a little out and I wanna share it with y'all, who've been so good about loving the crack. Which, really, who can't love the crack. Although this is less crack and more . . . sigh . . .
It's the boys a few years back. Before they finally gave in and just decided to be - in whatever form that may take. They're still angsty - they still don't trust themselves - they're still holding onto a rocky shocky past. We all know they get over it - hell, this year I'm sure Paulie has snuck up to London to get a little stuffing . . .
Okay, so this is our Thanksgiving feast - scraps of paper and voice mail and smooches behind a smoky bar . . . the little bits are mine - the smoky bar is all LS - like honey on a cello, man.
It's in two parts cuz LiveJournal sucketh great wind of fail!
So in honor of mashfanficchick and kimberlyfdr and their mini SH con - where I know Kimberly is massively pimping all of her gorgeous SH gems - I thought I'd do a litle retro-crack. Since they're watching Season 4 and since Season 4 is where (IMO) the thin layer separating our heroes from their RL counterparts shredded into a thousand pieces of confetti ( I mean, have you seen Starsky Vs Hutch?), then that's where it starts.
That and the little comment on Me&Thee about what Paul was allegedly doing during this shot:
(Actually I was cleaning and found an old cassette of a phone call that was intercepted by some British blokes who are almost as snarky as our boys . . . and I transcribed it.)